Name someone who is universally agreed to be evil (genocidal dictator, serial killer etc) and I'll defend them and their actions using conservative logic.
Don't be silly Scott Morrison doesn't believe in Q that's just nutty. He believes in sane things like trickle down economics and that if you roll around on the floor speaking in tongues you can banish the Evil One.
Hmmmm I'm actually pretty shocked that Scott Morrison would have a weird friend who believes in some wild shit. Dude seems pretty put together and normally hangs out in pretty rational circles
Gonna drive to Ballarat for All You Can Eat Pizza Hut. If the cops stop me for violating the 25km rule I'll pull down my sunnies and say "I'm getting the works brother". Police escort into town. I walk into the Hut as the whole town comes to cheer. The King sits on his throne.
I actually think it's wrong to kill cute little puppies and make their skin into a beautiful coat and sing songs about it but apparently society disagrees
Still my best work.https://twitter.com/gregmlarsen/status/1220895265072148480 …
"Life is just an illusion and the soul that resides in each of us makes us truly immortal, the material world is just a fleeting moment within eternity but also I might just go on my phone for a bit"
It would be so weird to believe in God or whatever yet still have worldly pursuits. "Yeah I know the mystery of creation and feel safe in an infinite God's plan who I will one day join in eternal paradise but right now I'm thinking of getting some McNuggets"
Last episode of this sick series and it's chock full of me. Have a lookhttps://twitter.com/GrouseHouseTV/status/1402767008261836802 …
And if someone was like "oi this guy is doing a kid dungeon thing" and call the cops the cops are like "sorry that's not a really police issue, you should call the kid dungeon ombudsman" and if the ombudsman gets enough complaints they give me a call to meditate a resolution
Imagine if you could do crimes like a corporation. Like they find 20 kids in an underground dungeon in my house and I then pledge to reduce the amount of kids in the dungeon by 2030 and I'm praised for my efforts to get kid dungeons out of my industry
Still feeling really dirty that Covid didn't start the class war. I really thought we'd be eating our landlords by now not sending them maintenance request emails like "...if you could fix it I'd really appreciate it!! All good if not!!"
Questions whether Christian Porter who was accused of rape is a rapist: that's actually offensive time to get sued Questions about whether Dan Andrews is a genetically modified lizard designed by the PRC: um, we think it's worth examining every angle. -the liberal party
100 percent of the liberal party are either crooks engaged in political corruption, sex pests, absolute dumb cunts, or a healthy mix of all three. ABC staff chuck us a like